If we had happy endings

the_deathofme: So when's the wedding, Rosalie?
iceblonde: Week? Two?
the_deathofme: That fast? How are we supposed to get ready in time? I am going to be Best Man again, after all.
iceblonde: We're pros at this.
the_deathofme: *sighs* That much is true. I wouldn't announce that to everyone, though.
iceblonde: To everyone else, I'm a blushing bride.
the_deathofme: To everyone else, you're a teenager who looks like a model.
iceblonde: *a Look* It'll be a NIGHT wedding, of course.
the_deathofme: Of *course*. Don't give me that look, Rose. You want me to tell Emmett what you've been thinking about the past few days?
iceblonde: Not if you expect to survive this little sidetrip through Oz.
the_deathofme: I just blackmailed you and now you're doing it back to me?
iceblonde: Expect something different?
the_deathofme: No. I can READ YOUR MIND.
iceblonde: I don't know what you think you'll be telling Emmett.
the_deathofme: That you've decided to invite the entire town instead of keeping it a quiet family wedding this time around?
iceblonde: One? That's not a secret. And Two? ... don't tell.
the_deathofme: And how will you stop me? You know he's my favorite brother.
iceblonde: He won't mind.
the_deathofme: Because he worships you?
iceblonde: That's a strong word.
the_deathofme: He's a strong man. You're a strong woman. I don't see the need to mince words about either of you.
iceblonde: VERY strong man.
the_deathofme: Are you suggesting that you would have my brother fight me over something as trivial as the five hundred extra bouquets you ordered?
iceblonde: FOUR.
the_deathofme: Of course. Four.
iceblonde: And I'd never suggest that you fight. I'd distract him first.
the_deathofme: Sadly, that's not too hard to do.
iceblonde: Which was my point.
the_deathofme: You won't let me win this one, will you?
iceblonde: *SMILE* Did you think you would?
the_deathofme: It's been a few decades since I have. I was hoping you would be kind once.
iceblonde: Not where I could POSSIBLY get in trouble.
the_deathofme: Ah, so you admit that my little blackmail scheme wasn't such a bad idea, then? *evil grin*
iceblonde: In general? No. For me? Yes.
the_deathofme: Excellent. Then I'll take this as a "win" for me and leave you to your planning. Unless you want me to tell Carlisle that you also changed his outfit...?
iceblonde: Don't you dare.
the_deathofme: *smiles*